Well, after MANY hours of inspecting a photo I concluded that my cat has come down with a case of InsideAPhobiaOfSummeria!

The photo was taken by Pro T–a mysterious woman who lives in my neighborhood in California–and is reported to have found her lying in one of the few DIRT PATCHES in the yard! How unbelievably shocking! :O

What Is InsideAPhobiaOfSummer? It’s a terrible illness where a calico cat named Lily, Lish’s Calico Cat, is too addicted to rolling in dirt spots than to go inside and lounge around in air conditioning!

What If My Cat Gets This Illness?! your cat won’t because she’s not nearly as lazy as Lily!

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Okay, enough of being a clown. You can view Pro T’s photo at:

http://i29.tinypic.com/t83n1v.jpg

And yes, I miss my cat dearly. How do you all like her?

~Lish. Comments loved!

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